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If anyone is interested in seeing another movie about a guy who is unrealistically in love with a girl - watch Going the Distance. Overall a great movie, very funny and reminiscent of my own life - with the exception of the guy who seems to be really in love - like really. I should re-write the spoof and tell it how it would have gone down....
If this movie was based on REAL LIFE, in the beginning Drew Barrymore's character freaks out on Justin Long's character over an arcade game and, let's just say, that would have not been well received if this happened to me at a bar.
Next when Drew tries to sneak out in the morning, Justin would have pretended to be asleep while she makes a stealthy getaway...
Justin would then add her on Facebook and send her open-ended inbox messages for 2-3 days, but would be reluctant to make plans that involved anything outside his apartment.
He would then start texting her, using phrases such as "Sup Sexy?" and "U Awake?" Texting continues for longer than it should, whilst the plans are still only at his apartment during sports center.
Drew would be disappointed by this but still goes along with it because she likes his peacock. Justin tells her how he could see himself having a relationship with her, but not right now. He's just not ready.
The movie would end with Justin marrying an 18 year old girl he met in Zumba, and Drew would be experiencing this whole fiasco all over again with "Billy" who is also, into video games and top gun.
The End
